Thursday, December 11, 2008

Christmas in New York City for little kids

People ask how to do NYC with small children. Take them on the Midtown Pedicab Tour, where in just 45 minutes they will see:
M&M's World
Hershey Store
The Toys R Us Ferris Wheel
MTV & Nickelodeon's building
ESPN Zone
McGraw-Hill, where their textbooks are made
NBC, Nintendo World
American Girl Store
Today Show
Ice-skating rink (in winter)
CBS
1700 Broadway with DC character decals against the windows (They make comic books).
Those places are in addition to the places the adults will appreciate.


What, what to do
with a 5 and a 2?
Under Delacorte Clock
To the Central Park Zoo?


Fun them and feed them
With knife and a fork
On the wonderful isle
Of Manhattan, New York.

Small-child-friendly things in Midtown Manhattan:

Burgers & Cupcakes Restaurant, Ninth Avenue between 36th and 35th Streets. No need to tell you what's on the menu. This isn't Christmas dinner; it's just fun.

Build-a-Bear Workshop, Fifth and 46th, design your own Teddy bears. Speaking of whom, the famous pooh-bear who belonged to Christopher (Robin) Milne is currently housed in the NY Public Library, Fifth and 41st. Unknown if it's on display there; it had been in the Library branch on 53rd across from MoMA, which is now renovating. The bear's name is Winnie-The-Pooh, and he lives with a piglet, a kangaroo, a rabbit, a tigger and a much-patched up old blue donkey.

The Fire Zone is a tiny museum of firemen of NYC, at 34 W. 51st, the northern edge of Rockefeller Center. You'll probably come for the Tree anyway :) The Fire Zone teaches kids what to do in a fire.

Toys R Us, Times Square, at Seventh Avenue and 45th Street, has a Ferris wheel (expect lines) and a roaring full-size T-rex that makes tiny kids glad they wore diapers! Note to the savvy: restrooms are on the top floor. Take the elevator, and they're right in front of you.

What my kid called "The Ball Machine" is a kinetic sculpture in the northern first-floor wing of the Bus Terminal. It stands in a plexiglass cube and features about 15 billiard balls running around a slew of tracks, bells and levers, making lots of noise and fascinating kids of all ages. The sculpture is about 20 years old, and sometimes it doesn't run.

On Eighth at 43rd Street is Ben & Jerry's ice cream shop, delightful any time of year. A percentage of their profit goes to the older residents of the permanent-stay hotel that houses the shop. Eat up.

FAO Schwarz Toy Store on Fifth at 58th. Your 5-year-old will run for the toys. Brightly-colored clothes would be a good idea as the store will be loaded with kids. Easier to find yours that way. Your 2-year-old will be awed by Bobby, the toy soldier who mysteriously is able to man all three doors; and storybook characters who walk the aisles. Restrooms, second floor.
TourguideStan

Sunday, November 30, 2008

www.oconnorgreentoursnyc.com is my site


This is my web site for tours. What brings you to NYC?

What are you looking to see here?

How large a group do you have?

The average visitor spends 4.5 days here. How about you?

If you are a couple, you can probably take a pedicab tour. Even with two small kids, a tour of around an hour can be done. Midtown Manhattan, Central Park, or a trip down Broadway through "The Squares" are all fun and exciting.


There certainly are lots of double-decker buses that course through Manhattan, and they're okay. But a pedicab tour offers several things they're incapable of. One of those things is personal attention: When you're my customer, 100% of my energy is focused on your needs. Singles, couples, small families are my forte: personal attention for just you, rather than working with up to 72 passengers talking on phones and spilling soft drinks behind each other.


Another thing a double-decker can't offer is comfort. Look, today's the last day of November. People are riding on open-top buses, on cold plastic seats, right now. My pedicab seats have been heated for the past month, an added benefit that my customers deserve to have. Additionally, you are under an Amish carriage blanket. It's too hot in July? Put the canopy top up with all the cloth over your head, like an umbrella, as we cruise.


But most of the year the weather's just fine, and the canopy is almost out of sight, with 360-degree visibility for your tour. There's really no comparison!


best wishes,

TourguideStan

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My friend was describing the World Trade Center,back in the day. He mentioned that two subway lines converge under the complex of seven buildings, and that another train line was two blocks away. And that there were PATH trains running underneath it. And that 50,000 people worked in each building.
A passenger then asked,, "Where do they park?"
He couldn't envision 100,000 people coming in by train.

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Kinquoring Kongs their titles take

When you're feeling down, take five minutes to watch this set of computer animations by a Londoner named Cyriak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JCESdFNyw

How does it relate to New York City? At minute 4:07, see King Kong going the wrong way up Seventh Avenue at 34th Street, bouncing on one of those big exercise balls.

As a matter of fact, it's exactly the same spot as this www.oconnorgreentoursnyc.com video I did on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meqhcICDSkc

Enjoy both.

TourguideStan

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The sighted leading the blind

Probably the most challenging tour I ever gave was a group of blind British people, in NYC for the first time, on an open-top double-decker. Such a tour required the ultimate in descriptiveness of what was going on about them, yet the descriptiveness had to be in nonvisual terms. Luckily, it was a sunny day, which helped.

The time was about 9 AM, or 9:15. We ran south on 7th Avenue from Times Square, and turned left (east) on 34th Street. No one on the bus could see a thing, but the sun shone on them, which created a warmth on the fronts of their bodies and faces, as we headed into the morning sunshine. I began talking about the Empire State Building, describing how New York's twin empires -- Wall Street finance and transportation between the Atlantic and the Great Lakes -- had led to the state being dubbed The Empire State. Then I gave the story of the creation of the Empire State Building, which was ahead and on our right side.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Emipre State Building is immensely tall. When your plane took off from Gatwick, it climbed a full minute before it was the height of the top of the building's antenna, or 1435 feet. We are now more than a block from the Empire State building, and it can affect us all from a block away. This block, by the way, is nearly 600 feet long. But the bulk of the building's tower is more than one thousand feet tall, and the sun is halfway up the morning sky, meaning we're getting it at about a 45-degree angle right now."

"We're crossing Herald Square, the multiple corner of Sixth Avenue, Broadway and 34th Street which we are on. And now..." We were all feeling the sudden chill as the sunlight was removed by the bulk of the building. "We have crossed into the shadow of the Empire State, which stands at the far end of this block, nearly a full 600 feet away from us, but it's now blocking the sun's warmth from us. And it's still going to take about another minute, at 20 miles an hour, to get to the Empire State Building. So now you have a better idea of how truly tall it is."

TourguideStan

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tomashaw

This week brings the guide community some sad news. One of our best has died.
Stan Tomashow had gone to City College, up atop the hill north of Columbia U, atop Harlem Valley, in the 1960s, a time of political involvement among the colleges and universities of the USA. Though he had never mentioned any personal political involvement to me, he had very strong opinions on politics and on the USA's place in the world (i.e. that we shouldn't flatter ourselves into thinking we belong at the top of it). He showed character in an era of P.S. blandness.

Stan went to work in the pressure cooker of Wall Street's financial market sales, having taken a degree in accounting, and then passing tests for what I think was "series 37" or some "series," which allowed him to work on certain specific money markets. He worked at that business until he couldn't take the pressure anymore, snapped at someone, and was asked to leave the firm. I sympathized with him, as things went similarly for me about 15 years later.

Stan O'Connor and Stan Tomashow, roughly fifteen years apart, followed similar habits into similar careers: we were each struck by the beauty of the city, and by its historical significance. We walked the city streets, fell in love with New York, and became guides to the greatest city in the world.
Stan had worked on Wall & Broad. Imagine sitting down at lunch each day on the steps of a federal building from 1842, with the reaching black hand of George Washington's statue right overhead! That alone would be inspiring enough. And the Sub-Treasury Building, those steps, would be where ship captains and merchants would bring their taxes all through the 19th century. Literally, in a handbag, up the hill from the docks, then up these very steps. This at a time when the United States kept a military force capable of defending our shores, but not capable of dominating worldwide events or keeping bases in a score of other nations. That is to say, the citizens of the USA were not then required to give up 30 percent of their earnings in order to keep a vast worldwide military going. Only shipping and merchants were taxed. Those who did business at the port of New York City would walk up these Treasury steps to hand their taxes over. In cash: a heavy bag lugged up a long marble staircase.

A lover of history, Stan would keep in mind that, a generation earlier in April of 1789, George Washington was inaugurated President, mere feet away from where he sat.

The Sub-Treasury Building also was on an extremely important parcel of land. Its predecessor on that plot of land had been New York City Hall. On its steps, the evening of July nine, seventeen-seventy-six, one of the Sons of Liberty stood on the top step and read loudly down to a torchlit mob, a document that had been smuggled into the restless city that day, over from Philly. The new document was called A Declaration of Independence. "When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary..." Then the crowd strode a block west to Bowling Green, got out hacksaws and ropes, sawed off the hated leaden British-crown fence posts, and the gold-painted leaden statue of George III. These were melted down into much needed musket balls and cannonballs for the coming war.

Seven weeks later, the British took Manhattan, and City Hall was held as their HQ until the end of the War. Post war, some rooms in City Hall were set aside as government offices of something totally new: The United States of America. City Hall bustled; so overcrowded with City and National offices that Henry Knox and Alexander Hamilton had to run the departments of War and Treasury three blocks down the hill, at Fraunces Tavern.

And Tomashow would walk those streets and envision it all:
The states-rights-loving Thomas Jefferson and the pragmatic federalist Hamilton, meeting by chance on Broadway and there working out a deal to create a new capital while paying off NYS' war debts.
The chef at Delmonico's inventing Lobster Newburgh.
Charles Dickens speaking at a dinner in his honor, on a trip to America.
Washington praying at Saint Paul's Chapel.
Mary & Abe Lincoln staying across the street at Astor House because it had indoor plumbing.
The Brooklyn Bridge opening in 1883.
And South Street Seaport opening in 1984.
Stan Tomashow liked meeting people, giving details of oft-hidden history, and exchanging points of view. Naturally he became a New York City sightseeing guide because it's the finest job for those of us who love such a life.

Double-decker guides used to have a professional-courtesy practice of letting other guides hitch rides on the buses. (Management later clamped down on such acts of kindness.) One time I hopped on Stan's bus on Third Avenue just before the 49th Street crossing. Some guy was leaning into the wide-open door of his sports car, oblivious to traffic around him. The bus tore along at a good clip, and Stan had the people looking at the Waldorf. "Franklin Roosevelt was crippled and couldn't walk, so the New York Central made him a railroad spur that took his touring car right into the hotel's basement --and I'll tell you how, as soon as we take this Corvette's door off!"

I found him to be lovable, though uncompromising and irascible, passing Saint Patrick's Cathedral and talking about the "cult known as Christianity", which he considered to be a cult that got out of hand, and would say so, right to the tourists' faces. Stan could start an argument over someone's stated opinion and have the brainpower to see that argument through and end it with the other person, if not in agreement, chastened to the point of no longer giving their side. I was so chastened on occasion.

Tomashow was uncompromising about working for the needs of others. He gave of himself if people needed his help. He was nonreligious and Jewish. But he hung out at, and volunteered for, a Methodist church because he appreciated the work that the minister there was doing. I liked and respected him in that he saw no problem in crossing religious lines in order to help others.
Stan trained me when I became a guide. He was great on the fly, and never shrank from doing overtime work. He loved overtime. In the record-tourism year of 1999, he said he made $60,000 on the double-deckers, two-thirds of it on overtime. ...Not counting tips.

About that time, Stan got "noticed" by the management of the company because, as he said, he felt more comfortable in women's clothing than in men's. He had started his transformation by wearing low-heel pumps. Later came the painted nails and lipstick. His rough voice and heavy Brooklyn accent let no one mistake him for an effeminate person. Then, if I recall correctly, some wag upstairs sent out a memo on a customer's complaint that they had noticed bra lines under his mandatory white 50-50 polo shirt. So they apparently went out to get him, and he was called in for one hearing after another, on any tiny discrepancy on his tours, resulting in his firing. The company lost a top guide because, it would seem, they didn't like the way he dressed! This at a time when its buses were wrapped in ads for Hooters. Stan despised such hypocrisy.

Stan and I got to know each other while sitting in the bullpen at the double-decker company, waiting to be called for our tours. He was whip smart! Andy Sydor had brought the New York City edition of Trivial Pursuits, which we would hop into and out of, playing for hours and hours, like professional gamblers who get in on a standing poker game in Atlantic City for an hour or so, then leave. Stan not only got most of the questions right; he once argued his way through a his wrong answer of a question on one of the cards. The next day, Stan brought in a reference book which corroborated his point, just to prove he'd been right. Thereafter, that card was taken out of play.

Both Stan and I were members of the Guide Association. We teamed up for some two-bus student tours in '04 and '05. While walking Central Park with the kids, we were roughly equal in pointing out different aspects of the park. But when we got to Wall Street, Stan outshone me by far. He knew stuff not only in New York's and America's early history. Furthermore, he told the kids about the crash of 1987 and how the value of stocks, though diminished for the time being, went up afterward and soared past their old records just a few years later. This was a valuable lesson for teenagers, who have so little personal timeline that they can't see what will happen in five or six years; that not all is lost because the markets are losing money right now. That things will get better. That there's hope for the future, a future we should all look forward to.

I am bummed today. I had a little elective surgery yesterday, so I am sitting here recuperating, writing this, rather than sitting Shiva for my friend Stan Tomashow.

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Friday, March 14, 2008

Readers,
Touring with kids is always a challenge. You need a guide with a grasp of how to connect with students, to link them to history and its place in their current lives. That said, here's an example of the sort of story I tell students when on the tour bus heading for the Statue of Liberty:

John Adams, puritan, spent a few uncomfortable years in cosmopolitan New York City.
You have to hear his wife's wonderful quote about our town. But you have to hear the backstory first.

The United States government was founded in New York City when the British moved out of town at the end of 1783. Congress got elected in 1785 and met at City Hall on Wall Street, uncomfortably close to rich guys who used their connections to enrich themselves at the expense of other states, like Virginia and the Carolinas.

Alexander Hamilton was walking down Broadway one day when he chanced to meet VA Senator Thomas Jefferson. Jefferson asked Hamilton to dinner the following night at his house, where he unloaded on Hamilton all his fears of rich New Yorkers corrupting the government. Jefferson wanted the influence stopped! Hamilton saw the opportunity for a compromise.

Hamilton the New Yorker and Jefferson the Virginian worked out this deal: The US Treasury (Hamilton was its Secretary) would back bond sales by New York State to pay off its debts from the War.

(Now I ask the students, "What war?")

Congress was to pay a French landscape architect to design a Federal City, somewhere along the Potomac (closer to Jefferson's Virginia) and move the government there.

(Does anyone know the name of that city?)

Congress and the government departments got ready and moved there in 1790.

Abigail Adams packed up her house and her four kids, and had wagons carry it all out of town. She had lived as a New Yorker for five years and came to love our comparatively warm winters, and the nightlife that never ends.

About to leave forever, Abigail Adams wrote to a friend, "When all is done, it won't be Broadway."

TourguideStan
www.oconnorgreentoursnyc.com
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